You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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