We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Randomize
