Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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