i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I would fuck him just for his dog
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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