brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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