Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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