I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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