how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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