I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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