waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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