I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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