I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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