Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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