I'm eating all of the evidence.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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