if i can run in heels then i can drive
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Come share oat with me in your robe
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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