Taylor Swift is so right about you.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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