im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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