Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
