Dual....:-)
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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