Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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