Come see our sink grown plant.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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