Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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