my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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