I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
