just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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