normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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