come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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