party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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