Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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