brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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