Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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