I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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