make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
