she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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