remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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