Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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