I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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