I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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