its not stalking. its research.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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