We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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