I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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