I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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