Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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