I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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