"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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