Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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