My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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