So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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