Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
What drink are we having for lunch?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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