hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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