how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
if only i could text you this smell
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Randomize
